Cute Doctor

OK, the new gynae has arrived. And surprisingly, he looks good. I noticed him to talking to Triage-Nurse-with-attitude earlier. She was surprisingly upbeat for a change. (This was the woman who practically taped a sign to her desk that says, "Yes, I can fucking SEE you have an emergency" so that the bleeding masses wouldn't bother her as she plays various card games on her PC.)

I immediatly drew a comparison between him and McDreamy from Grey's (although he's not as airbrushed). We were trying to come up with a cool nickname for him at lunch but once again I've discovered that:

a) it's really hard to come up with something funky after working 7 nights in a row;

and b) nurses are nurses because their creative skills are...lacking.

We eventually decided on...

Doctor Vaj
Doctor McVagina

Gynae Guy

McDreamy II

McCreamy

Hot Doctor.

I know I should be less excited, but in four years the only people that have hit on me have included: ex-boyfriend Victor, Lesbian Nurse and a HCA named Gary who ended up leaving the job to become a panelbeater.

New New Year's resolution is to speak to Hot Doctor as soon as I have something interesting to say about vaginas. Vaginas in general. Not my vagina, specifically. Although I'm all for icebreakers.