Was happily munching on my vending machine dinner when Cheery Nurse walked by with her Bulgarian yoghurt-infused cucumber salad and said, "Oh, by the way did you know night nurses get more bowel and stomach cancers than any other profession because of how they eat? Happy munching!"
Night duty, so no Hot doctor. Just me and the orderlies and the interns sleeping in the on-call room. I don't know why all the medical TV shows have people having sex in there all the time. The place smells like antiseptic, nicotine and puke. It's like sleeping in a prison cot.
And now I will never watch a tryst scene in the on-call room on a medical show again without gaging a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteThanks! :-)